Will someone please help this guy? He clearly has scoliosis, someone seems to have glued his feet to the floor, and he definitely needs a hand getting out of that t-shirt.
At his current rate he won't be dressed for the special assistance van ride to his shift at the West of Hollywood Target until next Tuesday. It's like watching a three-toed sloth try to cross the road; painfully boring and potentially dangerous.
Help him!
(OMG, could this be the after-effect of my new years workout routine? Aching muscle mass and a disorienting case of drowsy self-molestation? Did I cause this??)
